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You could use braces

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I brought a shovel

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:lol:

I pick my nose

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My herpes is flaring...

Are you a cop?

Make me a sammich...

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My herpes is back

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Wow. Last poster and me think alike

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Your sister was better.

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your mama is hot!

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You are not pregnant?

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That's a big zit.

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My mom drove me

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....

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Ever heard of soap?

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:lol: We are so rude! :lol: I prefer "straight shooter"

Have a free toothbrush.

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I have no license

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Is that a hair?

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I guess pictures lie.

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Yeah. Or how about this?

Whose picture was that???

You look much older (heavier, uglier, skinnier, ...)

Is that purple natural?

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What's an ankle bracelet?!?

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Wednesday is hump day! (followed by a snicker)

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Well, it's after 2:00

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Did I eat that ?

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No thanks, I'll mast****te.

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Last time I said that 19 years ago, I ended up eloping with the hot bartender I said it to right after. Haven't said it again due to the trouble it got me into last time.... Ya see, I'm still married to her. Haven't closed a bar in as long! :lol:

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In West Virginia they have to leave bars open till 3! :lol: (Hey, all in fun. WVA has plenty of cuties)