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Ol Blue K20

05-14-2024 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9312149)

2hot

Damn shock bolts! :lol::lol:

Boog	05-14-2024 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by best view (Post 9312160)

My mom would wack me with whatever she had in her hand and my 1st and 2nd grade teachers had permission from my mom to spank me in front of the class and that was pretty much monthly ,3rd grade was the corner all day, now there was 4 of us boys and my dad was in viet cong i think for 6 or 8 yrs at a desk

That reminds me of my 2nd grade teacher. Apparently I was distracting the class enough she made me sit under her desk for the remainder of that class. I couldn't see anybody. Maybe the corners were already full? Mrs Lee she was.

Boog	05-14-2024 09:46 AM

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"which breaker is it on"? :lol::lol:

Ol Blue K20

05-14-2024 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9312251)

"which breaker is it on"? :lol::lol:

Hmmmmm.....:uhmk:

Boog	05-14-2024 03:45 PM

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Breaker pipes? It'll be fine..

Getter-Done

05-14-2024 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9312317)

Breaker pipes? It'll be fine..

Those may burn up your breaker finder. :rolleyes::haha:

Stocker

05-14-2024 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9312317)

Breaker pipes? It'll be fine..

The darkened areas in the upper part of that panel make sense.... so does the crispy blistered wiring. :dohh:

truckster

05-14-2024 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9312317)

Breaker pipes? It'll be fine..

I hate to be too technical, but those are actually fuse pipes. I hear they never need to be replaced... even after the house burns down.

Boog	05-15-2024 12:12 AM

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MONSTER MOWERS!!! Crushing outdoor appliances everywherrrrrrrrre!!!!!!

Sheepdip

05-15-2024 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by boog (Post 9312317)

breaker pipes? It'll be fine..

oh my!!!

tutone

05-15-2024 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9312421)

MONSTER MOWERS!!! Crushing outdoor appliances everywherrrrrrrrre!!!!!!

My 2002 Dixie Chopper zero turn had a really nice scrape mark on the front panel from a fire hydrant in our back yard. It was my 1st time on a zero turn, and I was sick. I can laugh now about it, but I can sorta relate.

Ol Blue K20

05-15-2024 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9312317)

Breaker pipes? It'll be fine..

I want nothing to do with this one!

Boog	05-21-2024 05:43 AM

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winner!

Ol Blue K20

05-21-2024 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9313464)

winner!

Oops! :lol::lol:

Shifty One

05-21-2024 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9313464)

winner!

Meh, extra coat of wax...

Steeveedee

05-21-2024 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9313464)

winner!

So true! We had our master bathroom tiled. The installer put a shelf in the wall on the side of the shower, between the studs. The helper shot the backing paper with chicken wire down with a stapler; they went through the drywall into the hallway. :lol: Looked like that boat, and I'm sure glad nobody was leaning on the wall!

my56chevytruck

05-23-2024 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by boog (Post 9311617)

^^^^ duh, :lol:

or not thinking at all

my56chevytruck

05-23-2024 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by boog (Post 9311880)

four

good one

Boog	05-23-2024 12:04 PM

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Tip of the day

Boog	05-23-2024 12:25 PM

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There's that

Shifty One

05-23-2024 04:25 PM

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:haha:

Stocker

05-23-2024 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9313898)

There's that

:lol:

Getter-Done

05-23-2024 09:49 PM

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A man in rags parks a 40-year-old pickup truck next to a printing store and walks up to the counter.
He says:

- I need 20 pictures of Kim Kardashian. I'll pay later.

The store clerk agrees and makes the prints. The truck guy drives away with them. Some time later, he comes back in decent clothes and a 20-year-old truck, pays for the 20 pictures and says:

- I need 50 pictures of Kim Kardashian.

He gets them, and drives away with them. Soon, he comes back in a brand-new truck and new clothes and says:

- I need 100 pictures of Kim Kardashian.

He gets them and takes them away. Soon, he comes back in a huge customized truck and designer clothes and says:

- I need 200 pictures of Kim Kardashian.

The store clerk asks him:

- What's the deal with these pictures? How come you were recently poor, but now you're driving a truck worth more than my house?

The man replies:

- I opened a shooting range.

Ol Blue K20

05-24-2024 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9313892)

Tip of the day

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9313898)

There's that

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Originally Posted by Getter-Done (Post 9313979)

:lol::lol::lol:

Palf70Step

05-24-2024 05:59 PM

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:agree:

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