Worst Four Words/First Date
 

So, you meet up for a first date. What first four words out of your mouth would be a sure fire way to end it before it begins?

Your little sister home?

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Could I borrow a Twenty?

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I'm $300 per night.

What's your net worth?

You believe in polygamy?

Your picture looked better.

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My Gosh you're ugly.

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Im not getting married .

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Gotta text my mom.

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So you're Caitlyn Jenner...

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Oh dayem! That’s a nightmare right there.

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Ain't you ready yet?

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How much you weigh?

How old ARE you?

Do you Sumo wrestle?

Is your dad rich?

LockDoc

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Ya'll aint right. Im lmbo

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Where is the bed?

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My wife is calling.

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You're paying tonight, right?

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Is that a wig?

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those your real teeth?

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That's five words Liz. :)

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Can I move in?

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Are those things real

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You need to shave.

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What an ugly cat!

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That was second sentence out of my girlfriend's mouth

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Is your sister here?

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Can my mom come?

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Who picked that out???

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You got gas money?

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I have to fart!

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From my observation Boog, I'm not sure that one works anymore. It don't seem to bother the girls to support a slug. Usually with grandma's money.

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Yeah, you're probably right. Etiquette and manners are mostly unobserved now days.

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:lol:

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Yup, I like a coke bottle figure until it becomes a 3liter

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I have cotton mouth

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LOL...seriously made me laugh out loud! Thank God those days are long gone!

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I made myself chuckle after typing that. I'm glad I made you laugh.

Have any good porn?

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That's a good one.

Most of my dates / girlfriends have been pretty fit although I did go out with one larger than my norm gal. That was a great date....she was a lot of fun.

Current squeeze is a semi pro dancer. I think she is about 0.1 percent body fat. :lol:

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Killing me 😂🤣😂 ... I’ve gotta get off here before my wife thinks I’ve lost it!

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Are you a sugarmomma?

I'm alergic to working.

Doctor says i'm cured!

Do I smell mold?

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Porn? Lots of pages saved to "favorites" but that might violate some site rules. :lol:

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My butt is itchy

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Its not contagious anymore