Funny truck stuff from the board members
 

So I posted a thread awhile back ... Maybe I don't need a truck? Id have to go back and look to give credit to the member that said ...

Maybe I don't need a truck ... Said no man ever

That cracked me up.

Last night a member said ...

Remember, a cross thread is a tight thread.

Any other funny one liners or maybe words of truck wisdom you've come across on the site that you took note of?

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"If it was my Ex wife she would have left a long note complaining about what a slob I was, and how she was sick of cleaning up after me"


http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...00&postcount=5

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Bumper sticker I have(It's badly faded now)---
"Yes,this is my truck!No,I won't help you move!"
Mike.:chevy:

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A T-shirt I saw.
I don't always cross thread bolts, but when I do I drive them home with an impact.

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A good cross thread beats locktite any day!
A good oil leak ensures regular maintenance!

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Stated many times here, and replies were usually laughs.

"I just finished my build"

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"My greatest fear when l die is that my wife will sell my truck for what I told her I have in it"

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I have this sticker on my truck !!

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I found this on another board, but thought it was funny

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Lmfao 😆😆😆

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the trouble with trouble shooting is; trouble shoots back.

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You got that right! :lol:

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"That will buff out.", when the front bumper looks like feelers from an insect.

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Not a one liner, but certainly truck humor:

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I saw this a while back on facebook and thought it was funny.

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Oh look, you let the magic smoke out. :lol:

That stool bus is pretty funny. My father in law let our kids watch sponge bob and I guess there is a talking stool character and our kids thought it was hilarious. (not really my thing) I was really wondering how that was going to go over at school...... Haha

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Hey, that was me! :D

I also came up with the Slogan for our truck club "Rust or Shine, They ALL Look Fine!"

Not funny, but really cool :)

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no doubt!! the TIME that is put into these amazing rides deserves the recognition!! Props to ALL that have posted and helped the "little guys" (like me) to build a dream ride.

I second the quote "Rust or Shine, They ALL Look Fine!"!!!!!!!!!! :metal::metal::metal:

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hahahahahahahahahahaha

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A penny saved is just a penny.

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:lol: Along the same line. I found this one.

http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/p...ictureid=24048

I like Other Larry's sig.

" I hate spelling errors. Misplace one letter and your whole post is urined. :lol:

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!

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"Absolutely Shawn, we can pull that dump truck back from DesMoines. Nothing bad will happen"

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Sorry, I can only add pictures. My one liners come spontaneously and ones from before...well, ya need a memory for that!

Driver: "It's a car that's also a truck."

Passenger: "No, it's a car with a bed."

Driver: "You're wrong. It is a ...." THUD BUMP SCRRRAPE!!! "Dayum! It is a car!"