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Originally Posted by jhwkns
Duct tape. (NASCAR approved)
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shoot, that's an EASY fix! All the materials you need you could buy locally:
lots of beer
duct tape
bondo
spraypaint
chewing gum
JB Weld
more beer
buffing materials
wax
more beer.
Get liquared up a bit, duct tape, bondo, and JB Weld the thing to hell, find somewhere to use that chewing gum, drink more beer, think of more places to stick JB weld, duct tape and chewing gum, spraypaint, try not to fall on the grille because you're too drunk already and trip easily over something, wait for the spraypaint to dry, and while attempting to not pass out, buff and/or wax and apply any needed materials again.
With these easy steps, you could have your grille looking good in no time! (granted, you go blind and can't look anyways)