[ABLAZN]

My list is a little twisted but here is goes.

The wifes La Sabre is the La Slobber, My 1996 Bronco is the Bronco-Mo. The 1970 Blazer gets called the metallic turd based on its color, not because it has ever spent time on the front yard. I would prefer to call it gone or sold. My latest 1972 Blazer does not have a name yet, but I am going to order the ABLAZN plates for it today. I started to call it the White Whale, but a friend of mine said it was not big enough to be a whale, so I thought about calling it the Beluga since that is a little white whale. I did name the Mustang that I use drag race "Divorce Therapy" because it made me feel good and the "sessions" were expensive.