Hey this got bumped! Great stories! I have another one...
I finally bought a set of real good crescent wrenches, the ones that actually work, not the cheap ass ones I used to buy that NEVER hold the spot you adjust them to... anyway I haven't seen them in over a year. I searched all over the garage and nada...
Yesterday I asked my wife if she had seen any of my phillips head drill bits for the drill... she says "Yeah, I put them in a box." She brings me to a box in the room we're using for storage at the moment and not only are my drill bits in there, there is also my crescent wrenches, a 3/8" drive ratchet I've been looking for forever, a few wrenches, one of my "good" vice grips, and a couple pairs of crappy walmart pliers... It was too funny to even be mad at her. We had a chat and any tools she finds, she's supposed to put them in a box... IN THE GARAGE.