The crinkle up hoses. are you talking about the bendy part of a bendy straw? =D
I've seen automotive filler....tubes? I don't know what to call them. The things that screw on to a bottle of oil, so you don't spill any. I don't know if they're long enough, but it's worth a shot.
I can't find a picture of one, but it's like that, except it screws on to the bottle.
http://www.oreillyauto.com/site/c/de...ord=oil+funnel