Mr. Ogre-
I empathize with your situation completly - with eating people and generally being mean there's precious little time to wax your tools and dust the toolbox!
But if you'll stop hoarding so many tools and filling every conceivable nook and cranny with tools you only use once in a blue moon, you'd have more time for your favorite ogre activities and actually be able to find the tool you need! Might even be room for that ogre's vivisection tool drawer you've no doubt always wanted - it must be very frustrating looking for just the right tool with dinner writhing and screaming.
I'm sensing you'll need more convincing, so here's some additional pictures- wrenches first - metric on the left, SAE on the right.
Favorite ratchets and extensions - all 'cats-and-dogs'
Screwdrivers- one's missing
Hammers, dollys and spoons
Meters
Best regards,