Re: My Facetruck thread.
A young doctor was seeing an 80 year old woman for the first time.
He told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
Looking through these, his eyes grew as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?"*
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you -there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
"Every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
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