I'll just leave this here as a thought question.
How many couples do you know where either the husband or the wife, when it came time to give each other a bite of wedding cake, jammed it into their new spouse's face,
and how long did that marriage last?
I was amazed at how many people came up to my wife and me after we fed each other the cake like civilized human beings and were surprised that we hadn't done any cake smearing! We were married in February of '81. That's 37 years. Maybe I should have used more cake.
[ow, ow, ow, I was just kidding, honest, honey!]