[davischevy]

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy
rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along
they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the
old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy
thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame,
he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would
walk. Soon they passed some more people who thought they
were stupid to walk When they had a decent donkey to ride. So,
they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that
shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor
donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they
decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost
their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as
well kiss your ass good-bye.