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Re: Post your keep up with Richard funnies
The blonde woman was on the road to the airport when she noticed a lot of planes taking off and landing up ahead. Not wanting to miss the exit she pulled into a restaurant to ask directions.
Hostess: Good morning. Would you like a table, booth, or sit at the counter?
Blonde: I'm not eating. I need directions to the airport.
Hostess: That's real easy. Just stay on this road and it's the next exit. There will be a huge sign you can't miss.
Blonde: Oh great, Thanks!
Not 10 minutes later the blonde returns to the restaurant, looking obviously disappointed and bewildered.
Blonde: I'll take a booth please.
Hostess: Didn't you find the airport?
Blonde: I did what you said, I saw the huge sign, but it said "Airport Left".
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