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Re: Post your keep up with Richard funnies
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What is a woman?
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will
never stand him up and never let him down. She
will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire
him to do things he never thought he could
do; to live without fear and forget regret. She
will enable him to express his deepest
emotions and give in to his most intimate
desires. She will make sure he always feels as
though he's the most handsome man in the room
and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive, invincible...
No, wait... AAHH, UMMM, NAHHH, I'm thinking of Whiskey....
Never mind.
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