Bastards for sure.
I am still laughing, despite the pain nd itch.
My lymph nodes under my left armpit are so swollen I can fill my hand.
Need to get the shed door closed and then plot my revenge.
It may have to be done under cover of darkness, and using some unpleasant chemical agent.
As the log is on the ground, and against the shed, under the bush.
Entrance approximately where the arrow shows. A bit more to the left and lower though.
Not spending £60.00 for a pest service may still led to regrets and a second casualty visit.