[pritch]

The Gov't already knows everything they need to about me, but the only thing they're gonna hear me say is "One adult male human".

And they're gonna hear that thru one of them 18 dollar an hour census takers. If they come around when I'm home, that is.

I got my very first jury summons just last year. I sent it in, but they never called me. My kid gets them all the time, but I'd be surprised if he ever sent any of them back.