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**richard2717** · 10-14-2020, 08:29 PM

Biker John and his ol lady were celebrating 50 years together.
Their 3 kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday Dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," Gushed Little Johnny.
"Sorry I'm running late, had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't have time to get you both a present."
Not to worry," said Biker John.
"The important thing is that we're all here together today."
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom still look great, Dad.
Just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get you a present... Sorry."
It's nothing," said Biker John.
"Glad you were able to be here."
Just then the daughter arrived.
"Hello both of you, Happy Anniversary!
I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and was really busy packing, so didn't have time to get you guys anything."
Again Biker John said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today."
After they had all finished dessert, Biker John put down his knife and fork, looked up and said, "Listen up, all three of you, there's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time.
You see, we were very poor.
Despite this, we were able to raise each of you and send you to college.
All through the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married.'
The three kids gasp and said, "You mean we're Bastards."
Yep, said Biker John.
"And cheap ones too."

10-14-2020, 08:29 PM	#168
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,914	Re: Joke Thread Biker John and his ol lady were celebrating 50 years together. Their 3 kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday Dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," Gushed Little Johnny. "Sorry I'm running late, had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't have time to get you both a present." Not to worry," said Biker John. "The important thing is that we're all here together today." Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom still look great, Dad. Just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get you a present... Sorry." It's nothing," said Biker John. "Glad you were able to be here." Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello both of you, Happy Anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and was really busy packing, so didn't have time to get you guys anything." Again Biker John said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today." After they had all finished dessert, Biker John put down his knife and fork, looked up and said, "Listen up, all three of you, there's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to raise each of you and send you to college. All through the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married.' The three kids gasp and said, "You mean we're Bastards." Yep, said Biker John. "And cheap ones too." __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.