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Old 12-07-2020, 02:05 PM   #272
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Re: Joke Thread

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Originally Posted by richard2717 View Post
So I was at Walmart and this little girl who looks like she is about 3 years old was sitting in a basket. She was looking at me like I stole her tooth fairy money!! So me being the person I am, I smiled and waved at her. Her lil watermelon headed ass rolled her eyes at me. So me being the person I am (cause a 3 year old aint gonna play with me) I asked her mother if i could give her some candy. The mom said yes, and smiled. I told the little girl to put it in her pocket for later. She smiled and I smiled, and then I walked over and told the manager she was stealing M&M's. The manager said, "Thank you. I am so sick of these parents not controlling their children." The manager walks over to the mother and asked her to empty her pockets. So I stuck my middle finger up at the little seed of Chucky, and kindly walked out the store. I am not the one to be played with.....
OMG that’s hilarious
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