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Old 05-21-2023, 06:54 AM   #1732
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Re: Joke Thread

I remember a comedian telling this one.

"I was walking on a crowded sidewalk and a hefty woman in front of me was wearing a pair of very snug blue jeans. As I got closer, I could see a tag on the jeans that read "Guess". I tapped her on the shoulder and told her my guess was about 225. From there I found a walk-in clinic for my stitches."
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