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Old 06-26-2023, 12:04 PM   #23
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Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke!
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
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