Re: My Facetruck thread.
Here you go Dale.
A thief entered a house mid-afternoon.
He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the
jewelry and money.
The man started sobbing and said, "You can take anything you want. You
can kill me also. But please untie the rope and free her and let her leave."
Thief: "You must really love your wife!"
Man: "No, Please hurry, she will be home shortly".
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