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Old 04-28-2020, 10:48 PM   #42
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Re: Joke Thread

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Originally Posted by 1976gmc20 View Post
Two rules for success:

1. Never reveal everything that you know.
I worked with a design engineer many years ago, who, when asked why a modification had to be made to a structure, said, "You always leave something off the drawing, for job security!".
I worked as a designer for many years. You don't purposely leave something off a design drawing, as there are always enough pitfalls without designing in your own. Had I been in a position of higher authority, I'd have had him fired, because what he did was basically sabotage.

OK, that's no joke. Back on track! A termite walks into a saloon, and inquires, "Say, where is the bartender?"
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