I have a landline at my house in the middle of bum f*ck nowhere. You can't get cellular reception out there. I want to sell that place but my friend lives in a trailer on the property and I can't just kick him out. He's old and he keeps the place up nice. Such is life.
I don't get a lot of telemarketers calling. But I like to tease them when I can. It cracks me up. My latest stunt is that I tell them that I just cr@pped my pants.I say nothing else. And just keep repeating it over and over until they hang up.
I know I'm a sick puppy. But I laugh for 10 minutes.
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