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Re: Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by richard2717
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts...
… At last, they heard,
“One for you, one for me. That’s all. Now let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done….”
They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
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 I got the visual
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Originally Posted by LS short box
So a customer walks into the pet store and goes to the canary cages...
... next day the customer is back at the pet store and the owner asks him how he can help and the customer said the parakeet has died and need another. The pet store owner said you filed the beak too much didn't you and it drown while it drank water? The customer said no the parakeet was dead after I took his head out of the vise!
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Eww...
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