First thing's first...Try to piss off the neighbors a bit less and get some tires on him... Found some mudders on Facebook for $100.
Unfortunately I learned a lesson the hard way. This truck has 1973 Dodge W100 axles, and the driver side studs are left-hand thread. I discovered that after snapping off all the lugnuts.
5 studs one the way with left hand thread... I'm gonna stop the madness!