[Getter-Done]

Two old men were walking through the park one morning.
As they walked by a small pond, one looked down and saw a tiny frog.
He leaned down and picked it up.
As they looked, the frog began to talk.
It said, I'm a beautiful Princess stuck in this frog's body.
If you kiss me I will be freed.
For this act of kindness I will grant you your wildest sexual fantasies and dreams.

The man gently closed his hand and placed the frog in his pocket.
His friend asked, What are you doing?
You didn't hear what that frog said?
You're not going to kiss her?

The old man said, I'm 75 years old.
I'd rather have a frog that can talk.









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