Let me preface this by saying that I've done a LOT of dumb things and I have the divorce papers to prove it.
But I'm talking about the small stuff. Case in point.
I stopped for cigarettes yesterday. The girl in there knows me. (I smoke too much. I know. I'm aware.
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She asked me how many packs I wanted. And I went to hold up two fingers. But only one came up. My middle finger.
OOPS! I just flipped her off.
She laughed and said I was crazy. I was embarrassed. But she was cracking up.
Unfortunately my wife was with me and gave me that "You idiot" look.
At least everyone left laughing. Except my wife. She wasn't laughing. But she married me. What did she expect?
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1970 C/30 Flatbed
1983 C/30 Dually
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