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Equal opportunity joke ofender
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Eastern Shore of MD
Posts: 9,885
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Re: Joke Thread
I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business.
This fat, ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my bum and said, "You're kind
of cute; you gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah. You gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I gotta pen."
I said, "You’d better get
back in it before the farmer misses you!"
Cost me six stitches,
but when you’re over seventy, who cares?
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