Haha that’s pretty funny. There’s what seems like a lot of people around here that have that old school kind of sense of humor, it still works here. Farmington is still a pretty gritty oil field town even though a lot of the bigger companies have moved out. I’ve only lived here for about 9 years or so. Originally I’m born and raised in the Blue Ridge mountains of Virginia/West Virginia. I’ve been thru your slice of Arkansas once or twice actually. It reminds me a lot of home in some ways. The gentle rolling mountains, and nice people. I really like the Ozarks a lot.
Hit me up If you ever find your self in Farmington again. We can find something to do to keep Sunray from stealing all your money again,
they do have decent food though.