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I just got off the phone with LMC. I said, "Hi, I'm calling to cancel an order please".

The nice young lady says, "Order number?"

I told her.

She asked for my name to verify the order.

I told her.

She said, "Okay, it's cancelled. Thanks for calling."

I said, "Are you at all curious why I'm cancelling?"

She said, "We get lots of cancelled orders when people find out how much the shipping charges are."




Sorry. I 'bout fell on the floor laughing.

"That's not why I'm cancelling", says me. "I'm cancelling because I DON'T know how much the charges will be after SEVEN days, and no one can tell me, in spite of four phone calls to your company."

"I'm sorry", she says.

Madness.