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Re: Joke Thread
Three old men are sitting on a park bench.
First old guy says:
You know, I'm in pretty good shape for my age. I attribute it to clean living: no smoking, no drinking, staying true to my wife for 50 years.
Second old guy says:
I'm in pretty good shape too, but I believe in moderation. I liked to smoke a cigar and drink whisky in the evenings, and I may have had a fling or two on the side.
Third old guy says:
Man, I did all those things - and more! Sex, drugs, drinking, wild parties, and fast cars.
First old guy says:
Wow, you don't look any worse off than us! How old are you, anyway?
Third old guy says:
Twenty-four.
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Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks:
1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD
Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner
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