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Blue Beard · 03-03-2005, 11:26 PM

A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"

The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do.."

"I got one too... see?" the Texan says. "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.

"Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan. The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"

"Yep, got my double bed right in back here,"the Texan replies.

The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.

Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car.

About two weeks later, the job is finally done! He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it.

The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
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(It's ok... The joke is CLEAN.)
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The man in the Volkwagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.

The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"

"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?" "Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls. "The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT !!

Mike76251 · 03-04-2005, 09:23 AM

LOLOLOLOLLOOOOLOOLOOLOOLOLOL
Didn't see that one coming!

sneakysnake · 03-04-2005, 03:46 PM

silvertonguedevil · 03-04-2005, 03:54 PM

That's a good one!

OLDROCK&ROLLER · 03-04-2005, 08:31 PM

nucklhead13 · 03-05-2005, 08:45 PM

Cracks any non-Texan up I'll bet.

**BillGent** · 03-05-2005, 11:22 PM

Im a Texan..I thought it was pretty funny...lol.

And lemme tell ya.. it was a big job putting a shower in my Isuzu pick-up!

03-03-2005, 11:26 PM	#1
Blue Beard Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Washington State Posts: 8,834	Texans and Bragging.........Joke A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do.." "I got one too... see?" the Texan says. "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." "You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan. "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan. The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here,"the Texan replies. The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done! He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. ======================= (It's ok... The joke is CLEAN.) ====================== The man in the Volkwagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?" "Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls. "The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT !! __________________ 1970 Chev CST 2003 Harley Fatboy 1975 Chevrolet Step Van 1956 Chev Bel Air 1977 Blazer 2WD For Sale $3000.00 1978 Blazer 2WD For Sale $7000.00 1978 Silverado 2005 Monte Carlo

03-04-2005, 03:54 PM	#4
silvertonguedevil Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Seaside, Oregon Posts: 1,789	That's a good one! __________________ -Greg My Chevy trucks, past and present: 1962 C10 SB Fleetside 1964 C10 LB Fleetside BBW 1966 C10 SB Fleetside 1966 C10 SB Fleetside BBW 1968 C10 SB Fleetside 1971 C10 LB Fleetside 1971 C10 SB Fleetside 1972 C10 SB Fleetside Cheyenne 1972 C10 SB Fleetside Cheyenne Super 1972 C10 LB Fleetside Cheyenne Super 1974 C20 Cheyenne 1979 K5 Blazer Cheyenne 1982 K10 SB Fleetside Custom Deluxe 1982 K10 SB Fleetside Scottsdale 1986 C10 SB Fleetside Silverado 2008 Silverado 1500 4x4

03-04-2005, 08:31 PM	#5
OLDROCK&ROLLER Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: WHITEVILLE N.C. Posts: 493	__________________ 72 CHEYENNE 10 SUPER 468/400/3.73

03-04-2005, 09:23 AM	#2
Mike76251 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,500	LOLOLOLOLLOOOOLOOLOOLOOLOLOL Didn't see that one coming!

03-04-2005, 03:46 PM	#3
sneakysnake It's a catastrophic success. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,077

03-05-2005, 08:45 PM	#6
nucklhead13 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Clayton New Mexico Posts: 12	Cracks any non-Texan up I'll bet.

03-05-2005, 11:22 PM	#7
BillGent Pretty But Evil Doggy Woggy. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ft Worth Posts: 6,303	Im a Texan..I thought it was pretty funny...lol. And lemme tell ya.. it was a big job putting a shower in my Isuzu pick-up!



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