05-23-2017, 07:16 AM | #1 |
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Eastern Shore of MD
Posts: 9,910
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Over 70
I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business.
This fat, ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my bum and said, "You're kind of cute; you gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah. You gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I gotta pen." I said, "You’d better get back in it before the farmer misses you!" Cost me six stitches, but when you’re over seventy, who cares?
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