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***Liz*** · 05-06-2022, 03:44 PM

Knock knock...

Who's there?

The mod squad!

The mod squade who?

The one that does not want to lock the thread again.

Ohhh noooooo , we better act right !

Yes, that will be all thanks!

Palf reopened this thread at a members request. It had been shut for the same reasons it always is (hint richard my pal

) Lets keep it open for a bit. I really hate spending hours editing stuff yall know better on.

**richard2717** · 05-06-2022, 04:13 PM

My apologies. It won't happen again.

***Liz*** · 05-06-2022, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

My apologies. It won't happen again.

You know we like you right? I kinda laugh at them too... and well I say the same stuff. Just not here :P

**Getter-Done** · 05-14-2022, 11:13 AM

Found It

**72 tigger** · 05-14-2022, 12:43 PM

10MM l assume

**Getter-Done** · 05-14-2022, 12:51 PM

Of Course

**Palf70Step** · 05-06-2022, 04:44 PM

**Sheepdip** · 05-16-2022, 11:04 PM

On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."

**Getter-Done** · 05-17-2022, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheepdip

On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."

Good one

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**Ol Blue K20** · 05-17-2022, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheepdip

On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."

I almost choked!

my56chevytruck · 05-30-2022, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheepdip

On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."

now that's funny,

**Palf70Step** · 05-17-2022, 05:00 PM

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**Getter-Done** · 05-17-2022, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Palf70Step

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I done my 1st ZOooooM meting last week

Way to tech Ni-cal for Me

**special-K** · 05-22-2022, 07:12 AM

Why did the bald man walk out on his bill?

He didn't want toupee.

**72 tigger** · 05-23-2022, 05:53 AM

Funny

**Getter-Done** · 05-23-2022, 06:16 AM

**Palf70Step** · 05-23-2022, 07:46 AM

**68bowtie** · 05-23-2022, 09:05 AM

Haha!

**Sheepdip** · 05-23-2022, 09:54 PM

Funny Stuff

richards72chevy · 05-31-2022, 01:51 PM

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SCOTI · 05-31-2022, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by richards72chevy

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Sofa-king. True. ^^^^^^^^

**Palf70Step** · 05-31-2022, 07:59 PM

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**71CHEVYSHORTBED402** · 06-01-2022, 11:56 AM

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**Getter-Done** · 06-01-2022, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 71CHEVYSHORTBED402

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That"s Funny Right There.
I Don't care Who you Are.

crossfire84 · 06-04-2022, 06:59 PM

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05-06-2022, 03:44 PM	#1
*Liz* Catchy title goes here.. Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Rockwell, NC Posts: 39,733	Re: Joke Thread Knock knock... Who's there? The mod squad! The mod squade who? The one that does not want to lock the thread again. Ohhh noooooo , we better act right ! Yes, that will be all thanks! Palf reopened this thread at a members request. It had been shut for the same reasons it always is (hint richard my pal ) Lets keep it open for a bit. I really hate spending hours editing stuff yall know better on.

05-06-2022, 04:13 PM	#2
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05-14-2022, 11:13 AM	#4
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05-16-2022, 11:04 PM	#8
Sheepdip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Waterford California Posts: 2,403	Re: Joke Thread On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper. Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?" The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say." The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper. A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."

05-17-2022, 05:00 PM	#12
Palf70Step State of Confusion! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gulfport, MS USA Posts: 46,720	Re: Joke Thread ... Attached Images __________________ Bill 1970 Chevy Custom/10 LWB Fleetside 2010 Toyota Tacoma PreRunner SR5 Double Cab - DD Member of Louisiana Classic Truck Club (LCTC) Bill's Gallery Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God!

05-22-2022, 07:12 AM	#14
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