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**Gregski** · 06-30-2023, 01:19 PM

For the win !

**Boog** · 06-30-2023, 03:01 PM

Uh, you win.

kingsolver72 · 07-04-2023, 11:27 PM

Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

Axle · 07-09-2023, 12:43 PM

<cough>

**68bowtie** · 07-09-2023, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Axle

<cough>

OMG I love that

**Gregski** · 07-10-2023, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Axle

<cough>

Sorry, this thread is now unofficially closed, jk, and Axle is proclaimed the winner !!! that is the most bestest Chuck Norris joke ever and it has the Duke in it

kingsolver72 · 07-10-2023, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Axle

<cough>

That’s funny.

But, that’s the first and last time Rooster Cogburn told that joke..

**GOPAPA** · 07-11-2023, 02:02 PM

Sure hope this Roundhouse "Morning Kick " is not a joke that Chucky tells me if will fix all my joints and muscles ,,,,,,,,,,Because I just bought a can of it from him.........

Axle · 07-15-2023, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gregski

Sorry, this thread is now unofficially closed, jk, and Axle is proclaimed the winner !!! that is the most bestest Chuck Norris joke

LOL. Just stating the facts. =-) Truth be told, was never a big Chucky fan, and could not watch Walker Texas Ranger.

**Gregski** · 07-15-2023, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Axle

LOL. Just stating the facts. =-) Truth be told, was never a big Chucky fan, and could not watch Walker Texas Ranger.

I immediately thought of this gorgeous [ahem] truck when you said that, only to realize I am a moron and that's Fall Guy

so I mean now we have to ask, Chuck Norris vs Fall Guy, who wins?

I know, I know what's the competition, well you get to decide, and you get to say who wins, and Axle and I will be the judges (percs of being a Champion)

**HO455** · 07-15-2023, 12:47 PM

Norris lost me as a fan after the bad guys buried his Ramcharger with him inside. Then when he came to he fired the engine up and drove it out. I swear Hollywood doesn't get it, everyone knows a Dodge can't do that!

D.B · 07-15-2023, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Gregski

I immediately thought of this gorgeous [ahem] truck when you said that, only to realize I am a moron and that's Fall Guy

so I mean now we have to ask, Chuck Norris vs Fall Guy, who wins?

I know, I know what's the competition, well you get to decide, and you get to say who wins, and Axle and I will be the judges (percs of being a Champion)

I say the Fall Guy, because anyone with a truck like that has got to be the winner.

**Gregski** · 07-15-2023, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HO455

Norris lost me as a fan after the bad guys buried his Ramcharger with him inside. Then when he came to he fired the engine up and drove it out. I swear Hollywood doesn't get it, everyone knows a Dodge can't do that!

LOL, what they didn't show was that Chuck did an LS Swap whilst he was under ground, ha ha

**Boog** · 07-15-2023, 09:11 PM

And busted an international drug cartel while down there too!

And Jodie sure was a cutie.

Axle · 07-16-2023, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gregski

I immediately thought of this gorgeous [ahem] truck when you said that, only to realize I am a moron and that's Fall Guy

I can understand, and may have made that mistake myself a few times. =-)

[deleted because I got sidetracked from the original. Will make those comments after the "competition"]

**HO455** · 05-05-2024, 05:04 PM

And resurrecting this to circle back around to where it started on post #1.

**Gregski** · 05-12-2024, 09:54 AM

Rare snapshot of Chuck Norris arriving to Kindergarden after dropping off his parents at work.

LT7A · 05-12-2024, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Gregski

Rare snapshot of Chuck Norris arriving to Kindergarden after dropping off his parents at work.

That's pretty funny.

... And a little creepy

**HO455** · 05-17-2024, 08:37 AM

**Ol Blue K20** · 05-17-2024, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by HO455

**Boog** · 05-17-2024, 02:00 PM

Bam!!!

MS66 · 05-18-2024, 09:04 PM

When this happened

Greasey Harley · 05-18-2024, 10:30 PM

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

**71CHEVYSHORTBED402** · 05-20-2024, 06:40 PM

Chuck Norris cold starts his 3/4 K

Super using the AM tuned to his favorite FM station.

Chuck Norris lifts engine blocks with insults, a blow dryer, and the force.

The force is make believe for the real Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris competes in his factory 67

2x2 in AMA Extreme Off-Road Grand Championships. AMA Extreme Off-Road Grand is long for Chuck Norris.

The championship trophy is a statue of Chuck Norris' thumb's up.

His truck gets 20 MPG.

Chuck Norris sees no point in a points distributor. The engines are timed by memory.

Chuck Norris cools his engine blocks without water, he's just that cool.

ILMAO at post 42.

06-30-2023, 01:19 PM	#26
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06-30-2023, 03:01 PM	#27
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,009	Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke! Uh, you win. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

07-04-2023, 11:27 PM	#28
kingsolver72 10/30/19 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ottawa kansas Posts: 5,201	Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke! Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter. Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird. __________________ Fight the good fight, finish the race, keep the faith

07-09-2023, 12:43 PM	#29
Axle Registered User Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: SW Ontario Posts: 1,199	Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke! <cough> Attached Images

07-11-2023, 02:02 PM	#33
GOPAPA "Tail Gate Best Seat In House" Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Nampa Idaho Posts: 7,391	Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke! Sure hope this Roundhouse "Morning Kick " is not a joke that Chucky tells me if will fix all my joints and muscles ,,,,,,,,,,Because I just bought a can of it from him......... __________________ When you learn a thing a day you store up smart.

07-15-2023, 12:47 PM	#36
HO455 Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 10,869	Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke! Norris lost me as a fan after the bad guys buried his Ramcharger with him inside. Then when he came to he fired the engine up and drove it out. I swear Hollywood doesn't get it, everyone knows a Dodge can't do that! __________________ Thanks to Bob and Jeanie and everyone else at Superior Performance for all their great help. RIP Bob Parks. 1967 Burban (the WMB),1988 S10 Blazer (the Stink10 II),1969 GTO (the Goat), 1970 Javelin, 1952 F2 Ford OHC six 4X4, 29 Model A, 72 Firebird (the DBP Bird). 85 Alfa Romeo If it breaks I didn't want it in the first place The WMB repair thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=698377

07-15-2023, 09:11 PM	#39
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,009	Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke! And busted an international drug cartel while down there too! And Jodie sure was a cutie. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

05-05-2024, 05:04 PM	#41
HO455 Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 10,869	Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke! And resurrecting this to circle back around to where it started on post #1. Attached Images __________________ Thanks to Bob and Jeanie and everyone else at Superior Performance for all their great help. RIP Bob Parks. 1967 Burban (the WMB),1988 S10 Blazer (the Stink10 II),1969 GTO (the Goat), 1970 Javelin, 1952 F2 Ford OHC six 4X4, 29 Model A, 72 Firebird (the DBP Bird). 85 Alfa Romeo If it breaks I didn't want it in the first place The WMB repair thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=698377

05-12-2024, 09:54 AM	#42
Gregski Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 10,810	Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke! Rare snapshot of Chuck Norris arriving to Kindergarden after dropping off his parents at work. Attached Images

05-17-2024, 08:37 AM	#44
HO455 Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 10,869	Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke! Attached Images __________________ Thanks to Bob and Jeanie and everyone else at Superior Performance for all their great help. RIP Bob Parks. 1967 Burban (the WMB),1988 S10 Blazer (the Stink10 II),1969 GTO (the Goat), 1970 Javelin, 1952 F2 Ford OHC six 4X4, 29 Model A, 72 Firebird (the DBP Bird). 85 Alfa Romeo If it breaks I didn't want it in the first place The WMB repair thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=698377

05-17-2024, 02:00 PM	#46
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,009	Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke! Bam!!! __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

05-18-2024, 09:04 PM	#47
MS66 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Florence, MS. Posts: 92	Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke! When this happened Attached Images

05-18-2024, 10:30 PM	#48
Greasey Harley Registered User Join Date: May 2013 Location: Post Falls, ID Posts: 885	Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke! Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. __________________ Insert clever text here:

05-20-2024, 06:40 PM	#49
71CHEVYSHORTBED402 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Northern Nevada Posts: 7,142	Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke! Chuck Norris cold starts his 3/4 K Super using the AM tuned to his favorite FM station. Chuck Norris lifts engine blocks with insults, a blow dryer, and the force. The force is make believe for the real Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris competes in his factory 67 2x2 in AMA Extreme Off-Road Grand Championships. AMA Extreme Off-Road Grand is long for Chuck Norris. The championship trophy is a statue of Chuck Norris' thumb's up. His truck gets 20 MPG. Chuck Norris sees no point in a points distributor. The engines are timed by memory. Chuck Norris cools his engine blocks without water, he's just that cool. ILMAO at post 42. __________________ Tony 71 Custom Deluxe, SWB, 2WD, 402, A/C. I developed an assm. guide "kit" for restoring the truck from ground up. With assys, the guide accts for 1000s details, OEM identifications & part numbers, written in short order. 700+ images of assm., illust., charts, and points of interest. Much of the info. applies to all 67-72 GM trucks, and to a lessor degree all 67-72 GM vehicles. My build thread, and more on the guide https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=730025 Last edited by 71CHEVYSHORTBED402; 05-20-2024 at 06:50 PM.



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