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**Ol Blue K20** · 10-18-2023, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

old

**Boog** · 10-18-2023, 10:51 AM

My ankles constantly ratchet with every step I take.

tutone · 10-22-2023, 06:06 PM

After trying to keep up with our 3 year old grandson for a couple of days...

**Getter-Done** · 10-22-2023, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tutone

After trying to keep up with our 3 year old grandson for a couple of days...

For sure

**Boog** · 10-23-2023, 04:55 PM

Keeping golf scores

John and Bob were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other's arithmetic.

One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, John asked Bob "What'd you have?

Bob went through the motions of mentally counting up. "Six!" he said and then hastily corrected himself - " No, no....a five."

Calmly John marked the scorecard, saying out loud "Eight!" "Eight?" Bob said, "I couldn't have had eight." John said,

"Nope, you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven." "Then why did you mark down eight?" asked Bob.

John told him, "One stroke penalty, for improving your lie."

**Getter-Done** · 10-23-2023, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog

Keeping golf scores

John and Bob were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other's arithmetic.

One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, John asked Bob "What'd you have?

Bob went through the motions of mentally counting up. "Six!" he said and then hastily corrected himself - " No, no....a five."

Calmly John marked the scorecard, saying out loud "Eight!" "Eight?" Bob said, "I couldn't have had eight." John said,

"Nope, you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven." "Then why did you mark down eight?" asked Bob.

John told him, "One stroke penalty, for improving your lie."

I listen to my Co-Workers that golf together.

This makes Perfect sense.

They are Crazy at work why would that change on the Golf course.

**Getter-Done** · 11-01-2023, 10:16 PM

Richard has not posted in a while so here is the best I can do

**Boog** · 11-02-2023, 05:56 AM

Oh, one of our neighbors.

**richard2717** · 11-02-2023, 02:50 PM

hmm

**Stocker** · 11-02-2023, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

hmm

**truckster** · 11-02-2023, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

hmm

That's funny, because the alternator on my Z/28 sounds like a supercharger right now.

**HO455** · 11-03-2023, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by truckster

That's funny, because the alternator on my Z/28 sounds like a supercharger right now.

SPIT COFFEE

**Getter-Done** · 11-15-2023, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

hmm

I don't have a SuperCharger .

Because.

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Shifty One · 11-17-2023, 11:53 AM

**Steeveedee** · 11-17-2023, 12:20 PM

fiver

**Getter-Done** · 11-17-2023, 09:02 PM

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fiver

This is New to Me.

However Small it might Be.

**68bowtie** · 11-17-2023, 11:31 PM

I laughed out loud for the biologist one…

I would just write LOL but that’s lost its umph…

**Steeveedee** · 11-18-2023, 12:05 AM

Molecular Biologist squeaks, "What about me?".

**HO455** · 11-18-2023, 11:52 AM

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**72 tigger** · 11-19-2023, 07:04 PM

I like fine craftsmanship, but contraptions like this appeal to me too

**Getter-Done** · 11-19-2023, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 72 tigger

I like fine craftsmanship, but contraptions like this appeal to me too

I can see me on that Tractor.

**richard2717** · 11-21-2023, 07:48 PM

air

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-21-2023, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

air

Makes sense!!!

**Steeveedee** · 11-21-2023, 08:22 PM

^ Hangar for stealth aircraft.

10-18-2023, 10:51 AM	#1802
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,017	Re: Joke Thread My ankles constantly ratchet with every step I take. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

10-22-2023, 06:06 PM	#1803
tutone Registered User Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: hickory, ky Posts: 1,262	Re: Joke Thread After trying to keep up with our 3 year old grandson for a couple of days... Attached Images __________________ :My build thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=807535 1972 K10 swb/1968 Camaro 350/4spd 1955 210 2 dr sedan/1998 RCSB Z71

10-23-2023, 04:55 PM	#1805
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,017	Re: Joke Thread Keeping golf scores John and Bob were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other's arithmetic. One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, John asked Bob "What'd you have? Bob went through the motions of mentally counting up. "Six!" he said and then hastily corrected himself - " No, no....a five." Calmly John marked the scorecard, saying out loud "Eight!" "Eight?" Bob said, "I couldn't have had eight." John said, "Nope, you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven." "Then why did you mark down eight?" asked Bob. John told him, "One stroke penalty, for improving your lie." __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

11-01-2023, 10:16 PM	#1807
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,814	Re: Joke Thread Richard has not posted in a while so here is the best I can do __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

11-02-2023, 05:56 AM	#1808
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,017	Re: Joke Thread Oh, one of our neighbors. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

11-02-2023, 02:50 PM	#1809
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,907	Re: Joke Thread hmm Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

11-17-2023, 08:46 AM	#1814
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,814	Re: Joke Thread __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

11-17-2023, 11:53 AM	#1815
Shifty One Registered User Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 584	Re: Joke Thread __________________ 1987 V20 farm-hand rescue 1998 C2500 lot-rot rescue

11-17-2023, 12:20 PM	#1816
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,155	Re: Joke Thread fiver Attached Images __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

11-17-2023, 11:31 PM	#1818
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,485	Re: Joke Thread I laughed out loud for the biologist one… I would just write LOL but that’s lost its umph… __________________ I live in California, but identify as a Texan "If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well" Survivor "Lil’ Mint" (67 c10 40k mile light green original paint) Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

11-18-2023, 12:05 AM	#1819
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,155	Re: Joke Thread Molecular Biologist squeaks, "What about me?". __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

11-19-2023, 07:04 PM	#1821
72 tigger Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Berne IN Posts: 3,217	Re: Joke Thread I like fine craftsmanship, but contraptions like this appeal to me too Attached Images __________________ 71 C10 72 K20 72 K10 Super Kirk

11-21-2023, 07:48 PM	#1823
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,907	Re: Joke Thread air Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

11-21-2023, 08:22 PM	#1825
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,155	Re: Joke Thread ^ Hangar for stealth aircraft. __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA



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