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06-14-2019, 08:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Eastern Shore of MD
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Johnny counting cats
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven!!! A very angry Teacher: Where do you get seven from?!?!? Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a f*#@ing cat at home !!!
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06-14-2019, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: May 2015
Location: Alabama
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Re: Johnny counting cats
oh my!!!
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