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06-15-2019, 08:29 AM | #1 |
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on their wedding night
On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that His employer was going through a process of corporate Downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find Another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank which was worth over $2 million, And informed him that they Were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, These holdings had multiplied and these were the Results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!' That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when To keep their mouths shut Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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06-15-2019, 08:33 AM | #2 |
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Re: on their wedding night
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06-15-2019, 09:09 AM | #3 |
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Re: on their wedding night
Ha ha, good one!
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06-15-2019, 03:41 PM | #4 |
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Re: on their wedding night
Lol
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06-17-2019, 07:01 PM | #5 |
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06-17-2019, 11:08 PM | #6 |
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Re: on their wedding night
The joke is old yet still funny, but this quote was oh so true and hilarious.
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06-18-2019, 03:13 PM | #7 |
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Re: on their wedding night
some days I'd like to unplug my phone from the wall
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06-18-2019, 03:14 PM | #8 |
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Re: on their wedding night
Is that a rhetorical statement?
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other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. |
06-22-2019, 01:13 AM | #9 |
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Re: on their wedding night
Love it. Ive never heard that one before.
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