Funny truck stuff from the board members - The 1947 - Present Chevrolet & GMC Truck Message Board Network

CG · 08-13-2017, 10:16 AM

So I posted a thread awhile back ... Maybe I don't need a truck? Id have to go back and look to give credit to the member that said ...

Maybe I don't need a truck ... Said no man ever

That cracked me up.

Last night a member said ...

Remember, a cross thread is a tight thread.

Any other funny one liners or maybe words of truck wisdom you've come across on the site that you took note of?

Warrens69GMC · 08-13-2017, 10:24 AM

"If it was my Ex wife she would have left a long note complaining about what a slob I was, and how she was sick of cleaning up after me"

http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...00&postcount=5

CG · 08-13-2017, 11:16 AM

...

100%Chevy · 08-13-2017, 01:48 PM

Bumper sticker I have(It's badly faded now)---
"Yes,this is my truck!No,I won't help you move!"
Mike.

garyd1961 · 08-13-2017, 03:06 PM

A T-shirt I saw.
I don't always cross thread bolts, but when I do I drive them home with an impact.

crewadmin · 08-13-2017, 03:41 PM

A good cross thread beats locktite any day!
A good oil leak ensures regular maintenance!

bill3rail · 08-13-2017, 03:42 PM

Stated many times here, and replies were usually laughs.

"I just finished my build"

**72 tigger** · 08-13-2017, 04:30 PM

"My greatest fear when l die is that my wife will sell my truck for what I told her I have in it"

Larry Weaver · 08-13-2017, 05:08 PM

I have this sticker on my truck !!

dfwright · 08-13-2017, 06:24 PM

I found this on another board, but thought it was funny

Mollzyie · 08-13-2017, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 72 tigger

"My greatest fear when l die is that my wife will sell my truck for what I told her I have in it"

Lmfao 😆😆😆

tinkerdad · 08-13-2017, 07:13 PM

the trouble with trouble shooting is; trouble shoots back.

yuccales · 08-13-2017, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tinkerdad

the trouble with trouble shooting is; trouble shoots back.

You got that right!

**special-K** · 08-14-2017, 05:44 AM

Not a one liner, but certainly truck humor:

cgster · 08-16-2017, 04:36 PM

I saw this a while back on facebook and thought it was funny.

stevenfromtexas · 08-16-2017, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by special-k

not a one liner, but certainly truck humor:

hahahahahahahahahahaha

cleszkie · 08-17-2017, 04:45 PM

A penny saved is just a penny.

**FleetsidePaul** · 08-17-2017, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by special-K

Not a one liner, but certainly truck humor:

Along the same line. I found this one.

I like Other Larry's sig.

" I hate spelling errors. Misplace one letter and your whole post is urined.

**oldiron** · 08-19-2017, 04:18 PM

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!

**Dieselwrencher** · 08-16-2017, 04:40 PM

Oh look, you let the magic smoke out.

That stool bus is pretty funny. My father in law let our kids watch sponge bob and I guess there is a talking stool character and our kids thought it was hilarious. (not really my thing) I was really wondering how that was going to go over at school...... Haha

67ChevyRedneck · 08-16-2017, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CG

So I posted a thread awhile back ... Maybe I don't need a truck? Id have to go back and look to give credit to the member that said ...

Maybe I don't need a truck ... Said no man ever

That cracked me up.

Hey, that was me!

I also came up with the Slogan for our truck club "Rust or Shine, They ALL Look Fine!"

Not funny, but really cool

stevenfromtexas · 08-16-2017, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 67ChevyRedneck

Hey, that was me!

I also came up with the Slogan for our truck club "Rust or Shine, They ALL Look Fine!"

Not funny, but really cool

no doubt!! the TIME that is put into these amazing rides deserves the recognition!! Props to ALL that have posted and helped the "little guys" (like me) to build a dream ride.

I second the quote "Rust or Shine, They ALL Look Fine!"!!!!!!!!!!

68C15 · 08-19-2017, 09:22 PM

"Absolutely Shawn, we can pull that dump truck back from DesMoines. Nothing bad will happen"

**special-K** · 08-20-2017, 06:33 AM

Sorry, I can only add pictures. My one liners come spontaneously and ones from before...well, ya need a memory for that!

Driver: "It's a car that's also a truck."

Passenger: "No, it's a car with a bed."

Driver: "You're wrong. It is a ...." THUD BUMP SCRRRAPE!!! "Dayum! It is a car!"

**GOPAPA** · 08-20-2017, 11:06 AM

Seen this on a mechanics wall

"If it jams, force it, if it breaks it needed replacing anyway"

08-13-2017, 10:16 AM	#1
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Monroe, Wa. Posts: 19,773	Funny truck stuff from the board members So I posted a thread awhile back ... Maybe I don't need a truck? Id have to go back and look to give credit to the member that said ... Maybe I don't need a truck ... Said no man ever That cracked me up. Last night a member said ... Remember, a cross thread is a tight thread. Any other funny one liners or maybe words of truck wisdom you've come across on the site that you took note of? __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … … Monroe Swap meet May 18-19. Mike has the same spots for the NW guys he's had forever. Lunch time BBQ at the spaces. If you have stuff to sell bring it along. If you have a question PM stllookn (Mike) here via the board. https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=851291

08-13-2017, 10:24 AM	#2
Warrens69GMC Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Safford,AZ Posts: 3,613	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members "If it was my Ex wife she would have left a long note complaining about what a slob I was, and how she was sick of cleaning up after me" http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...00&postcount=5

08-13-2017, 11:16 AM	#3
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Monroe, Wa. Posts: 19,773	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members ... Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … … Monroe Swap meet May 18-19. Mike has the same spots for the NW guys he's had forever. Lunch time BBQ at the spaces. If you have stuff to sell bring it along. If you have a question PM stllookn (Mike) here via the board. https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=851291

08-13-2017, 01:48 PM	#4
100%Chevy Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Moss Point,Ms. Posts: 1,439	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members Bumper sticker I have(It's badly faded now)--- "Yes,this is my truck!No,I won't help you move!" Mike.

08-13-2017, 03:06 PM	#5
garyd1961 Registered User Join Date: May 2016 Location: Henderson NC Posts: 975	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members A T-shirt I saw. I don't always cross thread bolts, but when I do I drive them home with an impact.

08-13-2017, 03:41 PM	#6
crewadmin Registered User Join Date: May 2011 Location: Southside VA Posts: 44	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members A good cross thread beats locktite any day! A good oil leak ensures regular maintenance!

08-13-2017, 03:42 PM	#7
bill3rail Registered User Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: LI, NY 11801 Posts: 1,140	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members Stated many times here, and replies were usually laughs. "I just finished my build" __________________ 1970 C10 8' Fleetside, L6 250, 3 on the Tree. The most basic of pickup trucks!

08-13-2017, 04:30 PM	#8
72 tigger Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Berne IN Posts: 3,206	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members "My greatest fear when l die is that my wife will sell my truck for what I told her I have in it"

08-13-2017, 05:08 PM	#9
Larry Weaver Registered User Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Moravia ny Posts: 49	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members I have this sticker on my truck !! Attached Images

08-13-2017, 06:24 PM	#10
dfwright Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Antonio, Texas Posts: 1,374	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members I found this on another board, but thought it was funny Attached Images __________________ 1972 C10 LWB, 350/350 Deconstruction began 5/2009, mostly completed restoration, 5/2017

08-13-2017, 07:13 PM	#12
tinkerdad Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sanford nc Posts: 138	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members the trouble with trouble shooting is; trouble shoots back.

08-14-2017, 05:44 AM	#14
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members Not a one liner, but certainly truck humor: Attached Images __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

08-16-2017, 04:36 PM	#15
cgster Registered User Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Texas Posts: 324	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members I saw this a while back on facebook and thought it was funny. Attached Images

08-17-2017, 04:45 PM	#17
cleszkie Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Santa Ana, CA Posts: 2,191	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members A penny saved is just a penny.

08-19-2017, 04:18 PM	#19
oldiron Designated Grumpy Old Man Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: arlington, washington usa Posts: 3,091	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members Never let the truth get in the way of a good story! __________________ Never let the truth get in the way of a good story 71 Chev 1/2 ton 4X4 LWB Fleetside SOLD http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=361222 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LgREwtDfaA 68 Chev 1 ton flat bed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bO8szzlD4A 56 Chev Handyman Wagon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y-6ddpBTkM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbLzZ7zY8wA 56 Chev Belair http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=410667 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoW0Ei7ZNIg



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08-16-2017, 04:40 PM	#20
Dieselwrencher 6>8 Plugless........ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Prairie City, Ia Posts: 17,134	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members Oh look, you let the magic smoke out. That stool bus is pretty funny. My father in law let our kids watch sponge bob and I guess there is a talking stool character and our kids thought it was hilarious. (not really my thing) I was really wondering how that was going to go over at school...... Haha __________________ Ryan 1972 Chevy Longhorn K30 Cheyenne Super, 359 Inline 6 cylinder, Auto Trans, Tilt, Diesel Tach/Vach, Buckets, Rare Rear 4-link and air ride option Build Thread 1972 GMC Sierra Grande Longhorn 4x4 1972 Chevy Cheyenne Super K20 Long Step side tilt, tach, tow hooks, AC, 350 4 speed 1972 C10 Suburban Custom Deluxe 1969 Chevy milk truck 1971 Camaro RS 5.3 BTR STG3 Cam Super T10 1940 Ford 354 Hemi 46RH Ford 9" on air ride huge project *Tired of spark plugs? Check this out.*

08-19-2017, 09:22 PM	#23
68C15 blood type; Retumbo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: next to my reloading bench Posts: 10,269	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members "Absolutely Shawn, we can pull that dump truck back from DesMoines. Nothing bad will happen" __________________ Man rule #77...if you own a 67 stepside with a caddy 472 you will never be in danger of loosing you man card

08-20-2017, 06:33 AM	#24
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members Sorry, I can only add pictures. My one liners come spontaneously and ones from before...well, ya need a memory for that! Driver: "It's a car that's also a truck." Passenger: "No, it's a car with a bed." Driver: "You're wrong. It is a ...." THUD BUMP SCRRRAPE!!! "Dayum! It is a car!" Attached Images __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~ Last edited by special-K; 08-20-2017 at 06:38 AM.

08-20-2017, 11:06 AM	#25
GOPAPA "Tail Gate Best Seat In House" Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Nampa Idaho Posts: 7,343	Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members Seen this on a mechanics wall "If it jams, force it, if it breaks it needed replacing anyway" __________________ When you learn a thing a day you store up smart.

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