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**Boog** · 09-21-2019, 07:47 AM

You're up early Richard and on a Saturday. No, wait. I'm up early and it's Saturday. WTH?

1976gmc20 · 09-21-2019, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Boog

You're up early Richard and on a Saturday. No, wait. I'm up early and it's Saturday. WTH?

I woke up at 4.30; managed to lay awake until six and got up.

**richard2717** · 09-21-2019, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 1976gmc20

I woke up at 4.30; managed to lay awake until six and got up.

Same here woke up at 4:30 and could not sleep so came out to the office to post funnies and stock up on a couple more. Had to go take my 80' bucket truck and cut trees down for a friend so he can get building his new garage. 6 hours of that was enough. I am beat..............

**richard2717** · 09-21-2019, 04:45 PM

THE HOSPITAL BILL

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
The store clerk called 000 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency
open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard
loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to
pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?"
asked the irritated nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

1976gmc20 · 09-21-2019, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

Same here woke up at 4:30 and could not sleep so came out to the office to post funnies and stock up on a couple more. Had to go take my 80' bucket truck and cut trees down for a friend so he can get building his new garage. 6 hours of that was enough. I am beat..............

An inch and a half of rain here yesterday and last night, so not much can get done. It finally cleared off and dried out just enough this afternoon so I could take a hike in the woods with the dog. The horses wanted to go with me too but I made them stay in the pasture

Maybe tomorrow it will be dry enough to take a ride.

Six hours, how many trees? Did you have to top them with the bucket lift? There's a disabled guy in the neighborhood who every few years hires me (good money!) to directionally fall a few trees around his place. Then he has some buddies from town that come up on a weekend and cut them up. He doesn't trust them to drop the trees

I was over cutting firewood off of another neighbor's place a few weeks ago. Some of the trees were in pretty tight spots and one great big one right along a fence line. I'm somewhat amazed at myself sometimes that I can still put them right where I want them even though I don't do it every day any more.

**richard2717** · 09-21-2019, 05:03 PM

Efo Fuglo was baptized. The pastor dipped his head into water 3 times and said you are baptized. Your old sins are forgiven, you are a new creation, your new name is Jacob. No more drinking of alcohol. Efo went home and goes straight to his refrigerator, took all his alcohol bottles out, dipped them into water 3 times and said you're baptized, your old sins are forgiven, you're a new creation, your new name is fruit juice.

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richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,884	Re: Post your keep up with Richard funnies THE HOSPITAL BILL A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 000 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?" she asked. He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank." Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun. He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law." __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

09-21-2019, 05:03 PM	#1050
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,884	Re: Post your keep up with Richard funnies Efo Fuglo was baptized. The pastor dipped his head into water 3 times and said you are baptized. Your old sins are forgiven, you are a new creation, your new name is Jacob. No more drinking of alcohol. Efo went home and goes straight to his refrigerator, took all his alcohol bottles out, dipped them into water 3 times and said you're baptized, your old sins are forgiven, you're a new creation, your new name is fruit juice. __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

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