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05-23-2017, 07:16 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Eastern Shore of MD
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Over 70
I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business.
This fat, ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my bum and said, "You're kind of cute; you gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah. You gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I gotta pen." I said, "You’d better get back in it before the farmer misses you!" Cost me six stitches, but when you’re over seventy, who cares?
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05-23-2017, 07:31 AM
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Location: canton ga
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Re: Over 70
You aint right but funny as Hell.
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05-23-2017, 10:20 AM
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R.I.P. E.S.L.L.
 
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Re: Over 70
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05-23-2017, 10:51 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: San Diego, CA
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Re: Over 70
Depending on how long I was at the bar, I might have gone for it.
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05-23-2017, 06:15 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Maine
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Re: Over 70
Quote:
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05-23-2017, 07:06 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: strausstown pa
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Re: Over 70
 Nothing wrong with a squealer. Please keep'm coming.
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05-23-2017, 07:34 PM
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Who Me?
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Royal Palm Beach, FL
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Re: Over 70
Good one!!
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05-23-2017, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Southern Oregon
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Re: Over 70
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