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Killer Bee · 03-05-2020, 10:01 PM

**Getter-Done** · 03-05-2020, 11:15 PM

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**richard2717** · 03-06-2020, 12:12 PM

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**richard2717** · 03-06-2020, 03:12 PM

yyy

**FleetsidePaul** · 03-06-2020, 04:27 PM

I like that pipe wrench idea. I might have to weld one of those onto the bumper of my motorhome.

**richard2717** · 03-08-2020, 10:50 AM

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**Getter-Done** · 03-08-2020, 11:14 AM

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**richard2717** · 03-08-2020, 11:45 AM

lol

**Boog** · 03-08-2020, 02:13 PM

2201

**davischevy** · 03-08-2020, 04:56 PM

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

**special-K** · 03-09-2020, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul

I like that pipe wrench idea. I might have to weld one of those onto the bumper of my motorhome.

My sister gave me a bumper sticker that says, "Sorry for driving so close in front of you"

**FleetsidePaul** · 03-09-2020, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by special-K

My sister gave me a bumper sticker that says, "Sorry for driving so close in front of you"

I was thinking about getting this one for my motorhome.

**special-K** · 03-09-2020, 08:39 AM

I can't "manage attachment" as of yesterday... ARGH! But anyway, she also gave me one that I love for being so clever:

Chicken Pot Pie
My three favorite things

Cracks me up. Looks like the one in the middle is the number 1 favorite

1976gmc20 · 03-09-2020, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by special-K

My sister gave me a bumper sticker that says, "Sorry for driving so close in front of you"

I keep wanting one of those exhaust pipe oil injector things like the old piston planes have at the airshows.

**Boog** · 03-10-2020, 01:01 PM

Tott

**Boog** · 03-10-2020, 05:45 PM

My apology. I posted from my phone 1st time.

Killer Bee · 03-10-2020, 08:40 PM

Killer Bee · 03-10-2020, 08:43 PM

**Steeveedee** · 03-10-2020, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Killer Bee

The answer to that is simple. Any of the first were punished by nuns (penguins) with steel rulers. Don't do any of that stuff, you won't get your knuckles cracked by a steel ruler!

**Getter-Done** · 03-10-2020, 11:53 PM

now.

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**richard2717** · 03-11-2020, 06:53 AM

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

**Boog** · 03-11-2020, 07:01 AM

Lmao

**Ol Blue K20** · 03-11-2020, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

I'm definitely not having Cheerios today...

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03-06-2020, 12:12 PM	#1429
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03-06-2020, 01:22 PM	#1430
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03-06-2020, 03:12 PM	#1431
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03-08-2020, 10:50 AM	#1433
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03-08-2020, 11:45 AM	#1435
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03-10-2020, 01:01 PM	#1442
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03-10-2020, 05:45 PM	#1443
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03-11-2020, 06:53 AM	#1448
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,884	Re: Post your keep up with Richard funnies A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios. WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!" __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

03-11-2020, 07:01 AM	#1449
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