Drunk Guy Walks Into Bar

[Axle]

No frayed knot yet? Okay;

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

[Coley]

So two guys come walking into a bar....one has a pair of jumper cables strung over his shoulder and sits down, and the other is carrying a battery and he sits down across from his buddy.
Well, everyone is pretty nervous about them being in there....so the bartender comes over and leans on the table and says...."Look here.....i don't want you guys starting anything, ok"


Coley

[Steeveedee]

A guy is on his way to his local bar, and encounters an old drunk fishing in a puddle of water. He feels sorry for him, and talks to him about going in and standing him up for a pint. He finally asks the drunk what the deal is with the fishing in a puddle. He says, sometimes I catch things. What did you catch, the guy asks. Well, I've got 8 people to buy me a pint, today.