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**richard2717** · 01-21-2024, 10:33 AM

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift. “I’d like to be 6 again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a Disney movie, with popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being 6 again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

**richard2717** · 01-21-2024, 11:47 AM

I helped my neighbour out this morning and she said , I could marry you , I couldn’t believe it you do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life !

CG · 01-21-2024, 01:39 PM

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**Getter-Done** · 01-21-2024, 05:00 PM

CG · 01-21-2024, 06:30 PM

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**Steeveedee** · 01-21-2024, 06:31 PM

So true!

**richard2717** · 01-23-2024, 01:01 PM

spider

**3757chevy** · 01-23-2024, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

spider

"Out of sight ,Out of mind" doesn't work with spiders.

CG · 01-23-2024, 06:09 PM

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**richard2717** · 01-25-2024, 08:06 PM

Crossed a whole bunch of things off of my to-do list today. Didn't do any of them just got tired of looking at them.

**Boog** · 01-25-2024, 09:43 PM

1. You made a list.
2. You crossed some things off.

Man, that's some progress right there!

**truckster** · 01-25-2024, 10:32 PM

I thought about making a list. I need to stop procrastinating...

I'll do it tomorrow.

**richard2717** · 01-26-2024, 12:32 PM

my new scanner arrived

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CG · 01-26-2024, 02:03 PM

**Boog** · 01-26-2024, 05:13 PM

Tip of the day:

Don't fry bacon, naked.

**Palf70Step** · 01-26-2024, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

my new scanner arrived

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I like that . More truth than i think we will ever know.

**68bowtie** · 01-27-2024, 01:53 AM

The bacon one… I just laughed out loud haha

Shifty One · 01-27-2024, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

Tip of the day:

Don't fry bacon, naked.

Clearly, you either lack talent, or a true appreciation for the flavor of bacon....I never miss a drop.

**Getter-Done** · 01-27-2024, 09:42 PM

**Boog** · 01-28-2024, 12:15 AM

A well balanced diet,
is a burger in each hand.

CG · 02-01-2024, 09:52 PM

Well shoot I was hoping this would show up big enough to read. Lots of funny in here.

**special-K** · 02-01-2024, 10:07 PM

I could read it well enough to laugh about it

**1970 CST Short Wide** · 02-01-2024, 10:38 PM

I laughed

**Steeveedee** · 02-01-2024, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1970 CST Short Wide

I laughed

**Getter-Done** · 02-01-2024, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1970 CST Short Wide

I laughed

Yes This

01-21-2024, 10:33 AM	#2026
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,887	Re: Joke Thread A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift. “I’d like to be 6 again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a Disney movie, with popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being 6 again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

01-21-2024, 11:47 AM	#2027
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,887	Re: Joke Thread I helped my neighbour out this morning and she said , I could marry you , I couldn’t believe it you do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life ! __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

01-21-2024, 01:39 PM	#2028
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Monroe, Wa. Posts: 19,784	Re: Joke Thread ... Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … … Monroe Swap meet May 18-19. Mike has the same spots for the NW guys he's had forever. Lunch time BBQ at the spaces. If you have stuff to sell bring it along. If you have a question PM stllookn (Mike) here via the board. https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=851291

01-21-2024, 05:00 PM	#2029
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,731	Re: Joke Thread __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

01-21-2024, 06:30 PM	#2030
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Monroe, Wa. Posts: 19,784	Re: Joke Thread ... Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … … Monroe Swap meet May 18-19. Mike has the same spots for the NW guys he's had forever. Lunch time BBQ at the spaces. If you have stuff to sell bring it along. If you have a question PM stllookn (Mike) here via the board. https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=851291

01-21-2024, 06:31 PM	#2031
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,100	Re: Joke Thread So true! __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

01-23-2024, 01:01 PM	#2032
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,887	Re: Joke Thread spider Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

01-23-2024, 06:09 PM	#2034
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Monroe, Wa. Posts: 19,784	Re: Joke Thread ... Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … … Monroe Swap meet May 18-19. Mike has the same spots for the NW guys he's had forever. Lunch time BBQ at the spaces. If you have stuff to sell bring it along. If you have a question PM stllookn (Mike) here via the board. https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=851291

01-25-2024, 08:06 PM	#2035
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,887	Re: Joke Thread Crossed a whole bunch of things off of my to-do list today. Didn't do any of them just got tired of looking at them. __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

01-25-2024, 09:43 PM	#2036
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,957	Re: Joke Thread 1. You made a list. 2. You crossed some things off. Man, that's some progress right there! __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

01-25-2024, 10:32 PM	#2037
truckster Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Orem, Utah Posts: 7,798	Re: Joke Thread I thought about making a list. I need to stop procrastinating... I'll do it tomorrow. __________________ I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

01-26-2024, 12:32 PM	#2038
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,887	Re: Joke Thread my new scanner arrived . Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

01-26-2024, 02:03 PM	#2039
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Monroe, Wa. Posts: 19,784	Re: Joke Thread Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … … Monroe Swap meet May 18-19. Mike has the same spots for the NW guys he's had forever. Lunch time BBQ at the spaces. If you have stuff to sell bring it along. If you have a question PM stllookn (Mike) here via the board. https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=851291

01-26-2024, 05:13 PM	#2040
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,957	Re: Joke Thread Tip of the day: Don't fry bacon, naked. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

01-27-2024, 01:53 AM	#2042
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,360	Re: Joke Thread The bacon one… I just laughed out loud haha __________________ I live in California, but identify as a Texan "If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well" Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh)



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01-27-2024, 09:42 PM	#2044
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,731	Re: Joke Thread __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

01-28-2024, 12:15 AM	#2045
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,957	Re: Joke Thread A well balanced diet, is a burger in each hand. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-01-2024, 09:52 PM	#2046
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Monroe, Wa. Posts: 19,784	Re: Joke Thread Well shoot I was hoping this would show up big enough to read. Lots of funny in here. Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … … Monroe Swap meet May 18-19. Mike has the same spots for the NW guys he's had forever. Lunch time BBQ at the spaces. If you have stuff to sell bring it along. If you have a question PM stllookn (Mike) here via the board. https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=851291

02-01-2024, 10:07 PM	#2047
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02-01-2024, 10:38 PM	#2048
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