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07-16-2020, 05:22 PM
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State of Confusion!
  
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Gulfport, MS USA
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Did I read that sign right?
"TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW."
------------------------------ ------------------------------ In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS... ------------------------------ ------------------------------ In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ Outside a second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? ------------------------------ ------------------------------ Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS... ------------------------------ ------------------------------ Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------- Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)  
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07-16-2020, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: ottawa kansas
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Re: Did I read that sign right?
Those are pretty funny. It’s all in the wording.
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07-16-2020, 08:22 PM
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Special Order
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Mt Airy, MD
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Re: Did I read that sign right?
Love it... them
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07-16-2020, 10:36 PM
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Location: Eastern TN
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Re: Did I read that sign right?
The worst I ever saw was on those vinyl window stickers at a fast food restaurant. "Brail and picture menus available". Sticker was on the inside of the window and only contained letters.
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07-16-2020, 10:47 PM
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Location: TN.
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Re: Did I read that sign right?
Quote:
 I like this one the most. On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.) .
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07-16-2020, 10:52 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: canton ga
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Re: Did I read that sign right?
That reminds me of myself , Im a Plumber on a private university campus taking care of hundreds of toilets and showers . I have a toilet in my home I need to repair and it never happens . I guess I figure I have 2 more to use .
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07-17-2020, 08:45 AM
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Motor City
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Re: Did I read that sign right?
I saw a bumper sticker on a station wagon that said:
SHOW DOGS DON'T TAILGATE Took me a while to figure out what they were getting at. K
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07-17-2020, 08:53 AM
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Re: Did I read that sign right?
Very funny,
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07-17-2020, 09:45 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Springfield, MO
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Re: Did I read that sign right?
Ah the American language.
All good stuff.
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07-17-2020, 10:32 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Chesapeake, VA
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Re: Did I read that sign right?
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