07-17-2018, 03:38 PM | #1 |
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That Johnny again!
My brother in law was a cop and one time he got a call for animal abuse. When he got there he saw a cat screaming and running around and around the house with it’s ass on fire. Johnny, the little devil, standing over by the bushes laughing his butt off, had tied a gas soaked rag to a cat’s tail and set it on fire. The cat made several laps around the house and suddenly stopped. My BIL said “I guess he ran out of gas”....
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07-17-2018, 04:39 PM | #2 |
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Re: That Johnny again!
Lol.
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07-17-2018, 05:50 PM | #3 |
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Lol
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07-17-2018, 07:07 PM | #4 |
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Re: That Johnny again!
Kerosene on a dry cob works just as well, but there is less fire hazard. I hear tell.
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07-17-2018, 07:46 PM | #5 |
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Hmmm...something sounds a little strange......
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07-17-2018, 08:32 PM | #6 |
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Yup, it was turpentine. So I hear.
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07-17-2018, 08:43 PM | #7 |
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Re: That Johnny again!
And that cat running and screaming sounded like a siren coming every time it came around the house.
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07-17-2018, 10:07 PM | #8 |
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Re: That Johnny again!
Male cats are the best for sirens. All you need is a piece of string
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07-17-2018, 10:29 PM | #9 |
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I dont especially like Cats but tat string sounds painful.
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07-17-2018, 10:53 PM | #10 |
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That string might prevent a few kittens. .....
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07-18-2018, 10:56 AM | #11 |
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Re: That Johnny again!
That reminds me of the time my buddies wife made us shrimp cocktail with ghost peppers, taught me not to keep him out late again :devil
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