Fart football

[richard2717]

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

[FleetsidePaul]

Good one.

It reminds me of another one I heard.

2 drunk guys walk into a bar and proceed to get completely hammered to the point that one guy barfs on his shirt.

He looks at his shirt and says "Oh no my wife is going to kill me'

The other guy says. "Don't worry. I have a plan'. Look here's a $10 bill.Put it in your pocket and tell her some guy bumped into you and barfed on your shirt. Then felt bad so they gave you the money to get your shirt cleaned.

So the guy figures he has nothing to lose and goes home. When he gets there his wife is furious. So he gives her the fake story and tells her the money is in his pocket.

She pulls out the money and says. This is not a $10 bill. It's a $20 dollar bill.

Oh yeah. That... Well he also cr@pped in my pants too.

[Coley]

lol....good one.
I tell my wife all the jokes from this site because there has been some great ones....keep them coming!!

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Coley