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VooDoo Doll was a good one,, not telling my wife.lol
Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Man : A guy just got hit by a car ,I need an ambulance > Operator: What's your location? Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street Operator : Can you spell that for me ? Man: (long awkward pause) Operator: Sir? Are you there? Man : I will drag him over to a pine tree and call right back ..
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The 911 operator asked me what was my address. I said "I'm on horseback up in the middle of <redacted> ranch." So she paged out the FD saying that a caller reported seeing smoke from "Horseback Road."  (it was actually just a plume of ash from a dust devil, but we were all still pretty nervous after losing 70+ homes)
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03-07-2021, 01:47 PM
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03-08-2021, 08:34 AM
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art dealer called and asked to speak to his client.
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she believes will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ..... and I think she could be right." Saul replied, enthusiastically, "Holy Cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you and your secretary."
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03-10-2021, 10:48 AM
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. Went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. Turns out he's a web designer.
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If you remember Fuzzy Wuzzy, the un-fuzzy bear... I made this version up while walking through Costco one day. My wife still makes fun of me.
 Izzy Bizzy was a blob. Izzy Bizzy had no job. Izzy Bizzy isn’t busy, is he?
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03-10-2021, 05:23 PM
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This is one my grandma used to say:
Oowey gooey was a worm A little worm was he He climbed upon a railroad track A train he did not see Oowey gooey!
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03-10-2021, 09:16 PM
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OK, since we are getting into weird nursery rhymes. How many remember this one.... Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean And so betwixt the two of them They licked the platter clean.
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 Railroad crossing, watch out for the cars! Can you spell that without any R's ?
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