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While I was picking up a prescription at WalMart the woman in front of me turned around and start looking all around and said "I'm looking for a tall dark man wearing a cowboy hat".
I replied "That's pretty specific." Then without hesitating I said "I'm looking for a girl with a steady job and a car that isn't broken". |
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My Friend You have (In my mind) reached the Top.:metal: This Sums it all up in a Nut-Shell:ito: . |
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How? Start with a large fortune. K |
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Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over,
“Step out of the car,” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, the man says “I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim replies, “I am a haemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk! I could go to jail!” |
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Actually it's kinda scary! :jdp:
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A group of Hawaiian Dancers visited last night.
Turns out I was only hulacinating. |
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My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks...
Life is short. If you can't laugh at yourself call me, I will. Turning vegan would be a big missed steak. Can't get up to vote? You may have electile dysfunction. |
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After a year of 2020, now 2020 Won!
I guess everyone can have a bad decade now and then ... |
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Remember if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Runnnnnnn! |
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Kleptomaniacs always take things literally.
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