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Dishonesty sticks to a politician like s**t to a blanket.

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I knew a guy when I was younger who had a motorcycle that was so fast, he could leave for work 10 minutes late and get there 10 minutes early!

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This ain't a democracy, so shut up and color. (Military for I don't care, just do what I tell ya!)

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better to be pisssed off than pissed on
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About tight wads

He's got alligator arms. ( Cant reach his wallet )

He pinches a penny so tight - Abe pisses in his pocket!

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If you was any slower, you would be stopped.

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From my mom to us kids at supper-This ain't Burger King You ain't getting it YOUR WAY

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Its just 99% of the lawyers that gives the rest of them a bad name.

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one of my Dad's favorite quotes....

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'Better'n a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"

"He's so tight,when he gets hold of a dollar the Eagle screams"

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If brains was dynamite you"meaning ME" couldn't blow your nose!

Dear ol Dad-again

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Let's bring this thread back.

Grandpa said "God gave you two eyes, two ears, and one mouth. If you look and listen twice as much as you speak you will be a wise man one day"

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OK, I'm in... my favorite is, "Say what you mean, mean what you say."

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Only a dead fish goes with the flow ...

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Busy as a cat scratchin' on a concrete floor

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If you worked half as hard as you do running your mouth (or looking at your phone "2021")we would get something done..

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Slicker than cat Sh$@
Dumber than a bag of hammers

A couple of my dads’ favorites

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Slower than cold molasses.

Hotter than a stolen pistol.

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When giving a co-worker a hard time he would tell me " don't get in a pissing match with a skunk "

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Sweatin' like a whore in church

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"I see", said the blind man,

to the deaf woman,

in the dark room.

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I knew a guy from a job I was on that said about the same thing as what you shared ,,us workers heard him saying it ,, anything and everything when responding to fellow workers

"I see said the blind a man" ,,,Show me again"

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"I see", said the blind man, and he picked his hammer, and saw.

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"I see" said the blind man to his deaf brother who was listening to his radio, as he picked up his hammer..... and saw.

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.